So I was thinking while half-watching yet another makeover celeb surgery show:
There's all these people getting stuff lopped off or shifted around on purpose... but what about the people who lose things by accident, like arms or legs, and and what about war victims? If their legs are waiting for them in Heaven, what about the elective surgery people?
If a celebrity does make it to Heaven (not Halle Berry or Matthew Broderick, of course, both of whom have wrecklessly killed or injured people and gotten away with it because of their celebrity), do they get all their original parts back?
Think of all of the noses, teeth, boobs, fat, and hair (that's a funny and scary one) up there at the Gate. And if they had to leave all of their money and fame at the door, wouldn't that be great? Uncelebritization as Apocalypse. The former celebrity section up in Heaven would look more like a Wal-Mart shoppers' convention crapped straight out of suburbia. I would love to see that, the glamorous stripped of the goods and given back all of their physical flaws.
I would have to really straighten out my life and be good to get to Heaven to see it for myself. But I probably would love it so much that I'd get kicked out of Heaven for being too spiteful.